2nd Place in Derby #369: Literary Classics as Video Games, with 161 votes!
“Okay Alice, we’re just about ready to start filming. Remember, you’re curious and puzzled here - let’s see you really baffled.”
“Who are you? I lament I have not an idea what’s happening.”
“No, I am being sincere, sir. This world is confusing. Where is the Caterpillar?”
“Uh, no Caterpillar. You’ve got Yoshi, though.”
“Tell me, what is a Yoshi?”
“He’s basically your dinosaur slave. Crack this egg.”
“Kinda cute, right? Oh man, he's gonna run away. Somebody stop him, please!"
"I do not understand. I was told to engage the Queen of Hearts.”
“Yeah, we thought Bowser was a sexier boss."
"You only continue to confound me. May I at least speak with the White Rabbit?"
“He doesn’t have a SAG card. We got this mushroom guy instead. Trust me, you’ll have better chemistry anyway.”
“This is a strange place. I feel as if I am mad. If you need me, I’ll be in my trailer."
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