It’s not that the other fish were mean, exactly. They just saw him as that weird kid in the glass bowl.

When they noticed him at all in school, it was to whisper rumors: why was he always inside that thing? Some said he had some kind of disease. Others said no, it was a pH thing, or maybe he wasn’t a saltwater fish. Somebody had the idea that maybe his parents belonged to some weird religion, like the kid who always had to leave the room whenever somebody had a little birthday party.

But did any of them ever ask if he felt lonely?

Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling like a fish out of water and then in some different water with a glass bubble between your water and the water everybody else swims in.

Don’t wear this shirt: deep-sea diving. It’s optimized for surface use.

This shirt tells the world: “The ocean is always greener on the other side.”

We call this color: Navy of One.

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