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Almost Free

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 4 - Apr 6
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 1 - Apr 3
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Apr 9 - Apr 11
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The Goldfish in the Bubble

It’s not that the other fish were mean, exactly. They just saw him as that weird kid in the glass bowl.

When they noticed him at all in school, it was to whisper rumors: why was he always inside that thing? Some said he had some kind of disease. Others said no, it was a pH thing, or maybe he wasn’t a saltwater fish. Somebody had the idea that maybe his parents belonged to some weird religion, like the kid who always had to leave the room whenever somebody had a little birthday party.

But did any of them ever ask if he felt lonely?

Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling like a fish out of water and then in some different water with a glass bubble between your water and the water everybody else swims in.

Don’t wear this shirt: deep-sea diving. It’s optimized for surface use.

This shirt tells the world: “The ocean is always greener on the other side.”

We call this color: Navy of One.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Almost Free by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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