2nd place in Derby #90: Almost, with 942 votes!

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Well, I guess… love can make you the happiest you’ve ever been… and then bring you to the lowest place you’ll ever be.

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Well, in a way, but… love can also make you want what’s best for somebody else, even if that’s not what’s best for you.

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Well… you’re getting closer. But robot, everyone has a different view on love. There are millions of poems and songs and erotic drawings that all try to find meaning in this one emotion. You can’t just make it into an equation.

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Robot, that’s not gonna… Well. Well played, robot. Well played.

Wear this shirt: to show that you are searching for love. Or that you’re a robot. Or that you’re searching for a robot to love. Or that you enjoy using scissors and tape.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a replicant trying to stay hidden. It’s not ironic, just arrogant. When you get retired people will be happy and say “that replicant deserved it for trying to wear a people shirt”.

This shirt tells the world: “By your command, darling.”

We call this color: Aspinocchioalt. We think that’s German for “dark but not really really dark, just kind of dark”.

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