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Almost Too Complicated

by DeadFrog

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 23
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Oh, Lord, Kid, That’s Disgusting

1st place in Derby #114: Cooking, with 905 votes!

What is it about island nations and geeks? Anime, instant noodles, katanas, King Arthur, jousting, Monty Python, if it comes from an island that once tried to take over the world, geeks are sure gonna be into it. In fact, you could probably win all sort of geek support for any little project, just by connecting yourself to one of those islands.

Now a place like Jamaica, or Trinidad, or Hawaii, a place like that never bothered to try and take over the world. That sort of place is all about fun, and sitting on the beach, and maybe some music without any superfast electric guitar. So of course that means it’s just a frat boy paradise. Just a bunch of mouth-breathers, right? No geek’d ever want to go to a lame place like that.

But hey, we hear there’s this little obscure island where the Vikings used to hide out after their sieges. Wouldn’t that be a great place for a vacation?

Wear this shirt: because you can’t afford to call for pizza again.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re anything besides a college student or a systems administrator. No matter how hard you want to believe it, there aren’t really a lot of bankers who go home and eat instant noodles. Not even in Tokyo.

This shirt tells the world: “No, that’s not vomit, that means eating in Japanese!”

We call this color: Fish Flavoring Tastes Best With A Dash Of Lemon

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.