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Alphabeasts

by recycledwax

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 02 - Dec 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Fear Helps You Learn Faster

A B C D E F G, Mythic beings you can’t see.

A is for Angel, dating back to the Jews.
B is for Bigfoot, he’s really quite new,
C is for Cyclops, Greek like pastichio.
D is for Dragon, he wants gold, don’t you know.
E is for Elf, and that jerk shot the food!
F is for Fairy, traditionally mean and rude.
G is for Goblin, were they all 1d8?
H is for Hippogriff, sort of hard to create.
I is for Ifrit, he’s a genie of flame!
J is for Jabberwock, goth chicks all know his name.
K is for Klingon? Do they qualify?
L is for Leprechaun, a big cereal guy.
M is for Mermaid, never heard “GTFO.”
N is for Nymph, in the woods playin’ ho.
O is for Orc, yelling Waagh! in a storm.
P is for Phoenix, probably will be Hope’s mom.
Q is for Qilin, he’s from China and stylin’.
R is for Reaper, you’ll see him when you’re dyin’.
S is for Sphinx, so treat your parents decently.
T is for Troll, in our forums, most recently.
U is for Unicorn, (lol ur a virgin)
V is for Vampire, and those sparkles need purging.
W is for Werewolf, with a full moon he’s furred.
X is for Xorn, only known to huge nerds.
Y is for Yeti, fought the best Doctor Who, and
Z is for Zombie, as all hipsters knew.

Wear this shirt: because you want an excuse to talk about monsters with people.

Don’t wear this shirt: on some cryptozoological study. It’ll keep your spirits up when you find absolutely no evidence these creatures really existed. Well, except for the Hippogriff. No, shut up, he’s real! HE’S REAL! SHUT UP! LALALALALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALA

This shirt tells the world: “If you think this is something, you should see my Number Line of Sci-Fi Characters. It goes up to Seven!”

We call this color: Scary Red Eyes And Sharp Teeth

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 58.000s
First Sucker:
calebmitchell
Last Wooter to Woot:
stacihughes

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Alphabeasts by recycledwax
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