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An Inevitable Fate

by Wirdou

$19.00 + free shipping
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I'd do it better

2nd place in Derby #262: Gold, Editor's Choice!

The Lord of the Rings. Yeah, I thought they did a decent job with the movies, but if I had my way, the ring would've been a way bigger character.

Yeah, that's right - the Ring itself! I mean, c'mon! It's in, like, every scene and no lines? You gotta give that thing a voice and let it make some wisecracks! Like, when Gollum calls it his precious, the ring could be like, "Take it easy sugar! You hardly know me!"

Or when Frodo puts it on for the first time and sees the fire-eye-thing, the ring could be like, "You know, she's not everyone's type, but when I look her in the eyes, she seems pretty hot."

And it wouldn't just be for comic relief; there's also the opportunity for spin-offs. Like, Little Ring in the Big City, where it's a thousand years later and the ring ends up in an antique shop in Manhattan (you'd have to explain that it didn't melt after all). Or R.I.N.G. and where it's like a covert strike team of jewelry. Or The Bell Rings, where the Ring needs to go back and complete his senior year of high school after discovering his diploma is a fake. The possibilities are endless!

Wear this shirt: while you're reading a book about yourself.

Don't wear this shirt: if you were more a Redwall fan anyway.

This shirt tells the world: "I constantly shock myself."

We call this color: black circle of ash where the ring used to be.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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An Inevitable Fate by Wirdou
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