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An Unfolding Mystery

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
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Tee
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All You Need Is A Girl And A Gun

3rd place in Derby #100: Mystery, with 975 votes!

So. Let’s look at the facts. A boy is found dead. A man with a red tie and a dog is spotted by a woman in a Victorian costume. The mysterious key is nearby. The woman knows a man in a top hat who looks a little bit like Lincoln. Then there’s the mysterious fingerprint on the antique gun. An empty wineglass. Could the boy have been drinking? Did the fish in the hat cover his tracks?

The man in the red tie is dead. Found on a lamppost. It feels like we’re getting close. What are we missing? Was it in the library? The dinosaur bone? The man in the red tie loved that bone, he’d never give it up without a fight. But who would want the bone? A museum? A collector? The only person who ever was interested… oh, right, too soon for that joke. But who else cared? Wait… oh, it’s just Rex. Who’s a good boy, Rex? You want a nice treat? You want a nice bon- wait… wait, Rex! Rex! Don’t make it worse, Rex! Put that gun down! No, Rex, no! Bad dog! Bad-

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Wear this shirt: when you’re plotting against those damn cats we had yesterday. Except for Colonel Meowstard. He was the cutest widdle snugglyface!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re watching the detectives. People will think you look so cute. And everyone keeps an eye on the cute ones.

This shirt tells the world: “YES WE KNOW WE COULD HAVE MADE THE CONDITION THE COLOR BUT SOMETIMES WE LIKE TO BE A LITTLE DARING THANK YOU VERY MUCH

We call this color: You Don’t Want To Talk To Me? Tell It To The Boys Browntown.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 1.000s
First Sucker:
charmed7h
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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An Unfolding Mystery by tgentry
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