3rd place in Derby #100: Mystery, with 975 votes!

So. Let’s look at the facts. A boy is found dead. A man with a red tie and a dog is spotted by a woman in a Victorian costume. The mysterious key is nearby. The woman knows a man in a top hat who looks a little bit like Lincoln. Then there’s the mysterious fingerprint on the antique gun. An empty wineglass. Could the boy have been drinking? Did the fish in the hat cover his tracks?

The man in the red tie is dead. Found on a lamppost. It feels like we’re getting close. What are we missing? Was it in the library? The dinosaur bone? The man in the red tie loved that bone, he’d never give it up without a fight. But who would want the bone? A museum? A collector? The only person who ever was interested… oh, right, too soon for that joke. But who else cared? Wait… oh, it’s just Rex. Who’s a good boy, Rex? You want a nice treat? You want a nice bon- wait… wait, Rex! Rex! Don’t make it worse, Rex! Put that gun down! No, Rex, no! Bad dog! Bad-

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Wear this shirt: when you’re plotting against those damn cats we had yesterday. Except for Colonel Meowstard. He was the cutest widdle snugglyface!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re watching the detectives. People will think you look so cute. And everyone keeps an eye on the cute ones.

This shirt tells the world: “YES WE KNOW WE COULD HAVE MADE THE CONDITION THE COLOR BUT SOMETIMES WE LIKE TO BE A LITTLE DARING THANK YOU VERY MUCH”

We call this color: You Don’t Want To Talk To Me? Tell It To The Boys Browntown.

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