Angry Day

by dekonstruct

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Cranberry

Style Tee

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Express - Estimated delivery Jul 27
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Hey, Didn’t That Guy Direct The Hulk?

Third in Derby #23 (The Big Do-Over) with 444 votes.

Wanted lemonade and got chili sauce? Friend opened the box of your first edition Luke Skywalker action figure? Caucused for Christopher Dodd? Just read Spider-Man: Brand New Day? Found out a Libyan was voted president of the U.N.? Heard someone say that Firefly was crap? Fond of tigers? Sounds like you need to tell the world that you’re not going along with the Social Contract this morning. Make sure your disgust will be properly attired.

This shirt was designed by: dekonstruct, a man pushed too far by an unrelenting system designed to break him… before he broke it. Unless he’s a lady like in that rockin’ Aerosmith song.

Wear this shirt: to the new Death Metal Chuck E. Cheese that just opened, across from the pawn shops. I hear the Rockafire Explosion is still looking for roadies!

Don’t wear this shirt: to a Buddhist temple. Calm yourself, young moose sketch. Find peace within, little squirrel drawing.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t care if he was running a halfway house for molested puppies, David Cross had no excuse! No excuse at all!”

We call this color: CranberRAAAAAAAAAAAry

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 8.000s

First Sucker:: wicksta

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 8.000s

First Sucker:: wicksta

Last Wooter to Woot:: bluesfan473

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

11% joined today
3% one week old
7% one month old
37% one year old
43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
22%	9%	5%	3%	1%	2%	3%	2%	3%	3%	4%	4%	3%	4%	4%	3%	3%	3%	3%	3%	4%	3%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
13%	10%	9%	10%	10%	9%	39%

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