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Answer Me

by Jeremy Hitchcock

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 01 - Jun 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 31
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

And if s/he still doesn’t answer?

There are lots of good reasons why your prospective special someone may not have returned your call.

For one thing, maybe his or her roommate is not good about taking down messages from the machine. Or maybe your number was garbled on the recording.

Maybe you should call again and enunciate really clearly this time. Not today, though. That would seem desperate. Give it a little while. Make it seem like you’ve got other stuff to do, and you haven’t been thinking about him or her in the interim, but something just reminded you. Like you ran into a mutual friend or something.

Maybe he or she is trapped under some heavy furniture. That happens sometimes! Maybe none of his or her other friends have noticed yet, and you could be the one who saves the day. Do you think you should go over there and check it out? Don’t go right up to the door and buzz; be discreet. Like, stake out the place from across the street, with binoculars. Wear a hoodie and a false mustache.

You know what? Maybe he or she has been away on a trip. No, not a romantic getaway trip with someone else. A trip back home to arrange a relative’s funeral. He or she is going to really need some comforting upon returning. Boy, will he or she be glad to hear your message! Your shoulder will be just the thing to lean on and cry.

Or maybe… I don’t know, it’s kind of far-fetched, but maybe he or she just doesn’t especially want to talk to y-

No, forget it; that’s ludicrous.

Wear this shirt: when you want answers (and can handle the truth).

Don’t wear this shirt: around telemarketers.

This shirt tells the world: “The beep: Wait for it.”

We Call This Color: Rotary Royal Blue

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 25.000s
First Sucker:
voltage413
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Answer Me by Jeremy Hitchcock
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