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Apathetic in the Face of Certain Annihilation

by riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 17 - Aug 18
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Let This Be Your Last Battlefield

What’s that? A monkey? But he looks so peaceful. Where did he learn to meditate? Could he be a ninja? A ninja monkey?

A bomb? Wow, that seems a little tough to use on a monkey. Why would a whole government decide to attack a monkey? Unless it was a robot monkey. Imagine that, a robot ninja monkey.

But what if it lives? Why, we’d have a zombie robot ninja monkey. And if he stole a ship and got an eyepatch? We’d have a zombie robot ninja monkey pirate! The ultimate t-shirt! AND THEN MAYBE YOU COULD ALL GET OVER YOURSELVES AND STOP MAKING US PRINT ZOMBIES, ROBOTS, NINJAS, PIRATES AND MONKEYS EVERY WEEK AAAAAA

This shirt was designed by: riffmaster18, who has always done well in our previous derbies. Psst, riff: lemurs are the new monkey. Don’t follow the curve, set the curve.

Wear this shirt: at the laundromat when you need to turn a dollar into quarters. This way you will remember that change comes from within.

Don’t wear this shirt: Let the shirt wear you. Go and consider this, grasshopper.

This shirt tells the world: “I am so centered I make Buddha look like Crispin Glover.”

We call this color: Green is suffering.

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
narkus
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
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Apathetic in the Face of Certain Annihilation by riffmaster18
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.