Questions concerning mirrors, existence.

If we only hung fun house mirrors around our homes, would we consider our shapes variable?

If I stare into this fun house mirror in which I appear like a pear, would I begin to taste like a pear? Could flavor and interior makeup be altered by perceived elongation?

Were I to cut myself open right now, what would I find? The core of an apple or the core of a pear?

Does there exist a mirror that could make me appear to be a plum or a banana? Conversely, is there a mirror that will show me exactly how I am?

Am I an apple or am I all fruit all at once? Are there strict parameters that define each fruit, or is “fruit” a spectrum? Does every fruit have traits of every other fruit, only to be defined by which traits are the most noticeable?

And finally, which way do I go to get out of this fun house? Seriously, I feel like I’ve been stuck in here for an hour and I’m going friggin’ crazy!

Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling a little short.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you lead a pleasant, well-rounded life.

This shirt tells the world: “If you want to define me by how I look, well, then you can just bite me!”

We call this color: Baby Blue Raspberry Apple Pear, the newest flavor “Iced Tea” from Snapple.

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