2nd place in Derby #148: Déjà vu, with 883 votes!

There are patterns everywhere in life. Some are decorative. Some are entirely mathematical. Other more personal patterns usually involve the day-to-day routines we fall into, like getting up, going to work, faking your way through your work day hoping no one notices what a fraud you are, hiding in the bathroom so that no one sees you crying over the mess your life has become, then returning home to your lonely existence with only ramen noodles and stacks of dirty movies to comfort you.

Or maybe that’s just me.

The point is that, sometimes, you’ve got to find a way to break out of your rut, you know? Do a little something outside the pattern. Explore the edges of your routine, go outside those lines, and have a little fun once in a while. Happiness may lie just beyond the borders of… Oh, would you look at the time? 10:45! Time for my morning sobbing fit. If you’ll just excuse me, I need to crawl under my desk now.

Wear this shirt: when you want to look nice at the next Clan Campbell reunion.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve never really cared for golfer Payne Stewart.

This shirt tells the world: “Argyle: It’s not just for socks anymore.”

We call this color: A-Black Pattern Delta

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