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Army in my Pocket

by sundbe10

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 28 - Oct 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 26
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Fold Them All And Let God Sort It Out

Second Place in Derby #39: Motion, with 891 votes!

Dear Joanna,
It has been too long since I have seen you. I wish I could tell you where we were, but the censors will not allow it. All I can say is that we are safe for now. I still have the ring you sent me, I keep it inside my uniform for now. I want to buy a chain and will the next time we get paid. Tomorrow we are making our assault on the pants. I know you have heard from some people how we should be tolerant about how they do not match the shirt but I want you to know that I think it is unforgivable. And anyway when we tried to appeal to the fashion police it did not work, and that made us look weak as a people. We had no other choice I feel. I am not scared, rather I am glad for the chance to serve what I believe in, so that future generations know not to wear white after Labor Day, even if it is supposedly just stonewashed. Seriously, that is not an excuse, and even if it was, stonewashing is out so it is just as bad. I hope you pray for me.
Your Love Always,


This shirt was designed by: sundbe10, who really would look more military style if he had dots between the letters of his name. Like Simulated Up-positioned Non Direct Battle Egress or something like that. It makes it look more “real”.

Wear this shirt: to the VFW, when you visit, to tell those old soldiers how proud you are of what they did for us. Don’t armchair quarterback if you can’t even point out the Hall of Fame on a map.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re in the Navy. Someone you work with will probably notice and then you’ll have to deal with the teasing for weeks.

This shirt tells the world: “Just like in real life, economic decisions determine where we send the shirt army next.”

We call this color: Where Do Generals Keep Olive Their Armies? In Their Sleevies!

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Army in my Pocket by sundbe10
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.