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by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
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You MURDERER

1st place in Derby #144: How Do They Work?, with 1157 votes!

“I didn’t know! I swear I had no idea! I just wanted to see how it worked!”

“You just had to break it open, didn’t you? You couldn’t just leave it alone?”

“I was curious!”

“And your curiosity just killed two tiny scientists!”

“They… They must’ve known the risks involved, right? Living in some plastic sphere, calculating probability day in and day out… That doesn’t come without consequences!”

“Maybe you can tell that to their tiny wives and children.”

“Oh, god. Look, Tommy! That one is still squirming! Maybe we can save him!”

“Pull yourself together, man! Don’t you realize what you’ve done? There’s no going back.”

“What are you talking about? We can’t just let him die!”

“And then what? We just let him go back to his little friends to tell them all about what happened? Exactly how long do you think you’d last in jail, Eddie? Days? Hours? The way I see it, there’s only one thing we can do now.”

“You don’t mean…”

“You remember when we overfed your mom’s goldfish, right? Gather up the bodies. These two are about to join Mr. Fins in his porcelain bowl tomb.”

Wear this shirt: when pondering the big questions in life.

Don’t wear this shirt: while getting your palm read.

This shirt tells the world: “You need an Eight Ball to go with that shake?”

We call this color: Signs Point To Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
majorbro
Last Wooter to Woot:
HelloImHoss

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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