Maybe we’re not really selling a shirt today. Maybe it’s a big joke. And maybe we’re not going to pay our light bill, either.

The back is the most neglected of all areas. Unless you count the lungs. We actually tried to get a printer that would handle lung covers but it cost way too much and do you know what you have to pay for insurance for something like that? Good night Irene!

So the only option left to us was to start printing on the back. Keep in mind that from now on, every shirt will have an option to print on the back. It might mean more work for us, but really, you’re worth it, don’t you think?

Wear this shirt: your first day at a new school. With any luck, they’ll think you’ve already been hazed.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re friends with a sales representative for a major tape production company. You can’t expect him to endorse a message that might lead to a drop in his commission.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve just been cyberbullied by the Amish.”

We call this color: Heather Graypril Fool’s! You’re not getting any of that “print on the back” stuff! It was all a big joke! Suckers! Now shut up and consume.

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