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At Least It’s Not Knives

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

The Cruelest Month Begins Now

Maybe we’re not really selling a shirt today. Maybe it’s a big joke. And maybe we’re not going to pay our light bill, either.

The back is the most neglected of all areas. Unless you count the lungs. We actually tried to get a printer that would handle lung covers but it cost way too much and do you know what you have to pay for insurance for something like that? Good night Irene!

So the only option left to us was to start printing on the back. Keep in mind that from now on, every shirt will have an option to print on the back. It might mean more work for us, but really, you’re worth it, don’t you think?

Wear this shirt: your first day at a new school. With any luck, they’ll think you’ve already been hazed.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re friends with a sales representative for a major tape production company. You can’t expect him to endorse a message that might lead to a drop in his commission.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve just been cyberbullied by the Amish.”

We call this color: Heather Graypril Fool’s! You’re not getting any of that “print on the back” stuff! It was all a big joke! Suckers! Now shut up and consume.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 4.000s
First Sucker:
clumber
Last Wooter to Woot:
ksallis

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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At Least It’s Not Knives by Shirt.Woot
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