Avocado Man
by Jason Cirillo
- Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
- Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
- Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 7
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Fun fact: the avocado is, in botanical terms, a berry! Funner fact: the name "avocado" derived from an Aztec word for "testicle"! More funner fact: the avocado evolved so that its massive pit would emerge whole in the excrement of the giant ground sloth! Less fun fact: none of that has anything to do with this shirt!
This shirt was designed by: Jason Cirillo of Robotube Games, drawing again on the Japanese influences that inspired Sun of Kabuki, the samurai-style topknot hairstyle he wears, and his wardrobe of plastic Harajuku miniskirts.
Wear this shirt: to Japan, and ask somebody if the text really says "Avocado Man". That's what we've been told, but how would we know?
Don't wear this shirt: to the Caribbean island of St. Luciel, where "avocado man" is a grievous ethnic slur.
This shirt tells the world: "Hey avocado-for-brains, your face is the pits."
We call this color: Brown Guacamole.
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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