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Avocado Man

by Jason Cirillo

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 27 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Avocaddy With A Body

Fun fact: the avocado is, in botanical terms, a berry! Funner fact: the name "avocado" derived from an Aztec word for "testicle"! More funner fact: the avocado evolved so that its massive pit would emerge whole in the excrement of the giant ground sloth! Less fun fact: none of that has anything to do with this shirt!

This shirt was designed by: Jason Cirillo of Robotube Games, drawing again on the Japanese influences that inspired Sun of Kabuki, the samurai-style topknot hairstyle he wears, and his wardrobe of plastic Harajuku miniskirts.

Wear this shirt: to Japan, and ask somebody if the text really says "Avocado Man". That's what we've been told, but how would we know?

Don't wear this shirt: to the Caribbean island of St. Luciel, where "avocado man" is a grievous ethnic slur.

This shirt tells the world: "Hey avocado-for-brains, your face is the pits."

We call this color: Brown Guacamole.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Avocado Man by Jason Cirillo
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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