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Awkward Silence

by Anthony Carpenter

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
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On the plus side, they tend not to worry my pet

Mime, mime, mime—once bitten, twice shy, babe

I swear I’ll never date another mime, and this time I mean it. Sure, it always starts out cool. They’re creative, and fun, and they’re not always blathering on about football or something.

But then it gets old, and fast. It’s like—hey Marcel, the waitress isn’t going to accept the imaginary money you oh-so-convincingly counted out, so I guess I’ll pay for dinner again. Ugh, it just gets stifling, and I end up feeling like I’m the one who’s trapped in a glass box.

Plus, in the… uh, lovemaking department? I always feel like mime guys are just going through the motions, you know what I mean?

Wear this shirt: as a funny conversation-stopper during gabby blind dates.

Don’t wear this shirt: while taking a shortcut across the middle of a bullfighting arena to your seat.

This shirt tells the world: “…”

We call this color: A Rather Loud Red, Ironically

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
47m 15.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Awkward Silence by Anthony Carpenter
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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