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by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
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Meme Dream

Can raccoons become the next narwhal?

Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet Standards Board. I hereby propose that raccoons become the next self-perpetuating cute-animal meme-thing. Cats are tried and true. Narwhals are experiencing their day in the sun. Isn't it time to allow raccoons into our august institution?

I will now present some salient facts about the raccoon, that should quickly convince the board:

  • Raccoons look like 20s-style bank robbers. The comedic potentialities of this resemblance are effectively infinite.
  • Raccoons' most acute sense is their sense of touch. They are able to form mental images of their surroundings with only their hands. This could potentially cross over with Helen Keller jokes? I'm still working on this one.
  • Raccoons love tipping over trash cans and eating our trash. It's like, "Hey, silly raccoons, don't you know that's garbage??" Right?
  • Raccoons are pretty smart. For animals. I'm pretty sure.
  • Raccoons are omnivores. Which means they'll eat ANYTHING - cupcakes, worms, and even funnier things.

So, in conclusion, RACCOONS IN 2012, RACCOONS IN 2012, RACCOONS IN 2012!

Wear this shirt: and we'll donate $5 to the raccoon campaign (nope).

Don't wear this shirt: when you're in a police lineup or space-time will implode.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm on the LAMb"

We call this color: Joke's on him when he finds that bag's full of silver.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.224s
First Sucker:
Swordopolis
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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