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Aww and Order

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 3 - Dec 5
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 8 - Dec 10
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Meme Dream

Can raccoons become the next narwhal?

Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet Standards Board. I hereby propose that raccoons become the next self-perpetuating cute-animal meme-thing. Cats are tried and true. Narwhals are experiencing their day in the sun. Isn't it time to allow raccoons into our august institution?

I will now present some salient facts about the raccoon, that should quickly convince the board:

  • Raccoons look like 20s-style bank robbers. The comedic potentialities of this resemblance are effectively infinite.
  • Raccoons' most acute sense is their sense of touch. They are able to form mental images of their surroundings with only their hands. This could potentially cross over with Helen Keller jokes? I'm still working on this one.
  • Raccoons love tipping over trash cans and eating our trash. It's like, "Hey, silly raccoons, don't you know that's garbage??" Right?
  • Raccoons are pretty smart. For animals. I'm pretty sure.
  • Raccoons are omnivores. Which means they'll eat ANYTHING - cupcakes, worms, and even funnier things.

So, in conclusion, RACCOONS IN 2012, RACCOONS IN 2012, RACCOONS IN 2012!

Wear this shirt: and we'll donate $5 to the raccoon campaign (nope).

Don't wear this shirt: when you're in a police lineup or space-time will implode.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm on the LAMb"

We call this color: Joke's on him when he finds that bag's full of silver.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Zip Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.224s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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