Aztec Sunset

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
New
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 24 - Feb 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 23
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We All Make Sacrifices

1st place in Derby #205: Mexico, with 854 votes!

You know, guys, your website made a lot of claims I was sure you’d never be able to make good on. “An Authentic Aztec Experience!” it said. “Immerse Yourself In Actual Ancient Aztec Rituals!” “A Uniquely Volcanic Vacation!” It was all pretty unbelievable. But I took a chance and, man, am I glad I did.

I mean just think about all the stuff we’ve done! The temples, the feasting, and the long hikes through the jungle have been awe-inspiring. And now here I am at the end of my vacation, my trusty Aztec-descended guides by my side as we stare down into the mouth of a very secret, yet incredibly active Mexican volcano just on the verge of eruption, a beautiful sunset blazing in the evening sky behind us. Thank you, Esteban. Thank you, Alejandro. Thank you, Old Man Who Only Ever Giggles And Shakes A Stick With Feathers and Tiny Skulls On It At Me. It’s really been the trip of a lifetime.

And to think that you only offer this travel package for people like me. Well, I don’t mind telling you guys that I’ve never been prouder to have never had sexual intercourse. This trip has truly made me the happiest virgin alive.

A picture? Sure, you can take my picture. You want me to stand closer to the edge? No problem! Just let me know when I’m about to fall over, okay? You guys are the best.

Wear this shirt: while standing westward of everyone you know.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you much prefer a Tequila Sunrise.

This shirt tells the world: “Please do not look directly into the design.”

We call this color: Cranberry Corona

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Aztec Sunset by ramyb
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