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Bacon and Eggs

by brad2dbone

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 13
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
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Fried

This relationship is toast!

Dearest Bacon,

I once again awoke screaming from the same nightmare that has plagued me every night since your departure: of dying on a plate, so lost, so alone. Although can you call it a nightmare if it so closely resembles reality? 

I looked around, hoping to see your silhouette in the darkness, of course, you were not there. I wish you would hasten your arrival home so that I could once more feel your warmth next to me.

Yours forever,
Egg

***

Eggs,

I've let this go on too long, and for that, I must apologize. I thought eventually you'd get out of this funk and move on, but no. Week after week, I get these letters and I just can't handle it. It's over. Haven't you been paying attention? I'm not just "egg's sidekick" anymore. I'm a bonafide star. Everyone wants me all the time.

And let's be honest, it's not like what we had was all that interesting. Sure, we lasted a while, but we never had the same chemistry that I had with baked beans, or maple, or when I was in that poly thing with lettuce and tomato. We slept on opposite sides of the bed. You barely ever touched me.

So, I'm sorry. I'm moving on and you need to too.

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 16.115s
First Sucker:
phoch00
Last Wooter to Woot:
je56751

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Bacon and Eggs by brad2dbone
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