Once in a while, in a great while, a shirt comes along that is so good, it leaves us totally speechless. There’s no reason for us to even pretend otherwise today. And we won’t.

Wear this shirt: because it’s great! It’s really great! People will see this and fall over laughing! It will get you dates! It will make you friends! It might even get you free bacon!

Don’t wear this shirt: hmm. Maybe if you’re a vegan, you might not want to wear this shirt. But even vegans will get the joke. And it’s not real bacon, just a bacon drawing. There’s no rule against drawings, right? We’re pretty sure everybody should wear this shirt.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m gonna wait for the bacon to steal my guy and then rescue him back and then I’ll have two guys at once to shoot at the… wait, then I’ll have to share my bacon.”

We call this color: We All Like Crispy Bacon But If It Turns Black You’re Cooking It Too Long And Need To Quit Wasting Good Bacon On Your Dumb Cooking Experiments

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