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Bad Directions

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 22 - Sep 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Total Destruction – 3.4 mi

3rd place in Derby #154: Cities, with 581 votes!

First, they wanted our information. Gladly, we obliged. Finding interesting things, people, and places on the Internet quickly is something we wanted, after all.

Then, they asked for our maps. “Sure, we said. Being able to locate businesses and residences with ease would be swell and so efficient."

But they didn’t stop. Next, they wanted our emails, our documents, our stock information, our phones. “We only want to help you,” they said. “We only want to make things easy for YOU.” And we believed them. Fell for it hook, line, and search engine.

We should’ve seen it coming. SkyNET? Nuclear war? Environmental destruction? No. Instead, it was our wise and powerful Wizards of G. And we were powerless to stop them.

Wear this shirt: when getting from point A to point B.

Don’t wear this shirt: while talking about how awesome the GPS on your Android phone is.

This shirt tells the world: “It’ll find you. That’s what it does. THAT’S ALL IT DOES!”

We call this color: The Sky’s Asphalting! The Sky’s Asphalting!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 45.000s
First Sucker:
sammxch
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter495007535

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Bad Directions by Nathan W. Pyle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.