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Bad Directions

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 10 - Dec 13
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Total Destruction – 3.4 mi

3rd place in Derby #154: Cities, with 581 votes!

First, they wanted our information. Gladly, we obliged. Finding interesting things, people, and places on the Internet quickly is something we wanted, after all.

Then, they asked for our maps. “Sure, we said. Being able to locate businesses and residences with ease would be swell and so efficient."

But they didn’t stop. Next, they wanted our emails, our documents, our stock information, our phones. “We only want to help you,” they said. “We only want to make things easy for YOU.” And we believed them. Fell for it hook, line, and search engine.

We should’ve seen it coming. SkyNET? Nuclear war? Environmental destruction? No. Instead, it was our wise and powerful Wizards of G. And we were powerless to stop them.

Wear this shirt: when getting from point A to point B.

Don’t wear this shirt: while talking about how awesome the GPS on your Android phone is.

This shirt tells the world: “It’ll find you. That’s what it does. THAT’S ALL IT DOES!”

We call this color: The Sky’s Asphalting! The Sky’s Asphalting!

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Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Bad Directions by Nathan W. Pyle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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