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Battle Fungale

by Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The 8-Bit Bolivar

It’s a real weird story when I think about it, you know? One minute, there I am, a humble plumber in business with my little brother…

Just a workin’ stiff trying to get by, right? Next thing I know, I’m in this crazy kingdom full of evil mushrooms and killer turtles and bricks full of gold coins. I’m shooting fireballs. I’m jumping over giant Venus flytraps. I’m growing to twice my height, for crying out loud. And the whole time I’m wondering what the hell I did to deserve this.

They call me a hero now. Even though all that was 20 years ago, I can still walk into any restaurant in the Mushroom Kingdom and eat for free. But you wanna know the truth? I didn’t care about rescuing any princess. I was just trying to get the hell back home. A clogged toilet line is a real pain to deal with, but at least it’s not trying to kill you.

Wear this shirt: when you pass through that wall to get to the Minus World.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Mushroom Kingdom. They’re trying to move beyond their totalitarian past and it would only open up old wounds.

This shirt tells the world: “Taste plunger, spikeshell.”

We call this color: Goombasphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.000s
First Sucker:
thejakeyl88
Last Wooter to Woot:
sdblalock21

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Battle Fungale by Drakxxx
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.