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Bazooka

by Matt Leyen and Evan Stoler

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 30 - Oct 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Say It Ain’t So, Joe

Private, you get out there right now and tell those Nazis why the man threw the clock out of the window!

Listen up, soldiers! Today might be the most difficult day of your lives! In just a few short hours, you boys are going to stand up, march out, and become men.

I’m not saying it won’t be hard. I’m not saying it won’t tear you up inside. I’m not saying that you’ll come home with the roof of your mouth completely free from scars. But I have faith in all of you. I know that when you bite down, it won’t matter how tough and solid and chalky it is, you’ll keep right on pushing through. And when you finally feel everything give way, and you know you’re at the point where everything starts to get easier… well, enjoy that flavor, because in a few seconds, everything’s gonna taste like plastic again.

Oh, and after you finish your cheap bubble gum, we’re attacking the beach. But we’ve still got some time! Who wants to read their wrapper aloud, huh? Should I go first, or does somebody else want to?

Wear this shirt: if you’re part of the Big Red One.

Don’t wear this shirt: on a Trident sub.

This shirt tells the world: “At least it’s not cigarettes.”

We call this color: Olive Camouflage

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
spy4phun
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter963200011

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Bazooka by Matt Leyen and Evan Stoler
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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