Be My Chum

by Diana Sprinkle

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Baby Blue

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“Slow ahead, if you please.”

You heard him, slow ahead!

Slow ahead…I can go slow ahead! Why don’t you come down here and shovel some of this slop? This stuff looks like a Hello Kitty Hindenburg and it smells like cupcakes and smiles. I’m tellin’ you-

Woah.

You’re gonna need a cuter boat.

“Shut off that engine!”

“That’s a 20-footer!”

“25. Three tons of ‘dorbs.”

You’re gonna need a cuter boat, right?

Wear this shirt: If you’re the painfully-introverted type looking for some help making friends.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the water at dusk and dawn. That’s when sharks feed, and sharks find ironic death to be the most delicious prey of all.

This shirt tells the world: “Odds are like 80/20 that I have multiple Sanrio wall clings in my room.”

We call this color: 18,000 pound Baby Blue Bite Force

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!