Be What You Want

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 22 - Feb 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 22
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What A Coincidence, Huh

Hold that horn high, girl.

Yeah, that’s right. Those newcomers, they didn’t get the whole story. They just see what’s on the surface, and they don’t know you were the originator.

But guess what? You were. You were one-hornin’ it when that prissy pretty pony was still messing in the stable. Anyone who matters, anyone with eyes to see, they know the truth. And maybe their horns are curly and thin and are juuuuust different enough… but they didn’t have to wallow in the mud to earn them, did they?

What we’re saying is that if you did it once, you can do it again. And face it, if someone has to bite your style, what style did they have in the first place? You’re David Bowie, girl, you’ve got it goin’ on and then a little more to spare. Throw off that old look and come up with another.

And so what if some sassy pegacorn looks down on you from the sky? If they’re dumb enough to be proud of hand-me-down overalls, it sure ain’t your problem. Face it, nothing stops the Design-o Rhino. Hold that horn high, girl.

And strut like the talent you are.

Wear this shirt: and own it.

Don’t wear this shirt: like it’s a plain old shirt. This is a form-fitting diamond-encrusted custom designed ball gown and you’re the guest of honor at the hottest party of the year. Now get out there and knock ‘em down like nine pins.

This shirt tells the world: “I was me before you were.”

We call this color: They’ll Be Kelly Green With Envy At How Awesome You Are

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
robbins876
Last Wooter to Woot:
mutantarachnid

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Be What You Want by BootsBoots
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