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Bearly Significant

by Tang Yau Hoong

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 01 - Dec 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Ursus? Hey, Urs YOU

Well, it’s sort of like the salmon, really.

You know how salmon all hang out all year in nice comfortable ponds, just swimming around, and then, out of nowhere, all suddenly start racing back upstream to mate before they die? Well, it works very much like that.

Honestly, it’s not hard to figure out. What eats salmon? The black bear! And who lives upstream of everything? The polar bear, at the very tip of the world where Santa keeps his castle and has a giant waterfall that gives us all our fresh water! And so, once a year, the black bear follows the salmon to the polar bears house, and they have dinner and talk about old times, and then one things leads to another and pow! At the spring thaw the Chinese send a boat to pick up some new pandas.

Say, you know, I just had a thought. I bet that waterfall near Santa’s castle has the freshest, best tasting water in the world. Tell you what, you go find some bottles, I’m going to the flea market to buy some ammo and a sled. You and me are taking a little investment trip up north.

Wear this shirt: to be bear chested.

Don’t wear this shirt: from late September until December, depending on your local game laws.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m three times smarter than average!”

We call this color: Grass Is Not Generally Part Of A Healthy Bear’s Diet

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.000s
First Sucker:
NoahJames57
Last Wooter to Woot:
adityaprakash

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Bearly Significant by Tang Yau Hoong
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.