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Big Brother Is Watching You

by theinfinityloop

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We Have Always Been At War With The Clouds

2nd place in Derby #98: Famous Quotations Illustrated, with 957 votes!

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Not that Chameleon Smith noticed. Chameleons can’t count. They aren’t even smart enough to wonder why every inhabitant of Airstrip Chamele-One has the first name Chameleon. You or I might ask why, in that case, first names are even necessary. But not Chameleon Smith. He never asked any questions. Perhaps out of fear of Big Brother and the unspeakable tortures that went on in Room Whatever-The-Number-Is. More likely, reptiles just aren’t that smart, and can’t talk. Makes enforcing totalitarianism pretty easy. Not much thoughtcrime among citizens who barely have thoughts.

Wear this shirt: to the reptile house. You’ll blend right in. HAW HAW

Don’t wear this shirt: in front of your telescreen, or anywhere else the Thought Police can see you.

This shirt tells the world: “That one guy was right. The lizards are running everything.”

We call this color: War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery, Ignorance Is Brown.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

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  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Big Brother Is Watching You by theinfinityloop
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