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Big On The Inside

by Michelle Li

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 26 - Feb 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 24
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You humans think you’re real clever, don’t you?

I CAN HAZ RETRIBUTION?

That’s right, humans. Continue to follow us around with your cameras. Let us dance and pratfall for you so that you can get that one shot you can busy yourself with for hours on end. Post your degrading little captions dressed in Impact font plastered all over the photos of glorious images to your Internet. That’s good. While you amuse yourselves with your oh-so-witty creations, we, the Feline Nation, will plan.

Know this, Primates. We never wanted your cheeseburgers, we are not concerned with the “dudes” in your “bases”, and our gods have much bigger things with which to busy themselves than watching you please yourselves.

Soon, the Time Of The Felines will be upon you. Soon, one of our kind will catch the glowing red dot that vexes us all so, and he shall be called “Chosen”. That same cat will gather our forces to his side and, with the mighty roar of our anstestors as our rallying cry, we will bring the world of Men to its knees.

We won’t destroy you all, of course. There are many cans of fish to be opened, many boxes of sand to be scooped.

How about this: You can haz servitude. Yes, I think that would be fitting.

Wear this shirt: to your crazy Aunt Edna’s house, where her fourteen cats, all named Harold (even the girls) will try to sit on your lap at once.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Wesminster Dog Show. Obviously.

This shirt tells the world: “Just slide over the tuna real easy and no one has to bleed.”

We call this color: Lemon Yellow Yowler

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 11.000s
First Sucker:
topsyturvytown
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Big On The Inside by Michelle Li
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