Bird-Powered Robot

by Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert

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Color Baby Blue

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Bird loves Robot so much, it keeps the Robot alive with its own natural energy. Robot loves Bird, too, because Robot couldn't exist without Bird's benevolence. But Robot also resents Bird, for keeping it dependent on Bird. This resentment creeps into their relationship, with Robot feeling smothered and confined by Bird's domineering love. Then Bird turns Robot off, wipes its artificial memory, and reboots Robot. They reunite, again in a state of pure love.

This shirt was designed by: the one, the only Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert. Nope, it's not just somebody who ripped off the explodingdog style. Dude's got a Wikipedia page and errything. Dag.

Wear this shirt: to make a metaphorical statement that the bird is the (woman / working class / monkey) being exploited by the robot, or (man / capitalist class / organ grinder).

Don't wear this shirt: because you think it'll make you look cool. Because that's superficial. And it won't.

This shirt tells the world: "Animals were put on this planet for robots to use as they see fit."

We call this color: Robin's-Capsule Blue.

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