Bird-Powered Robot

Brand Standard

Style Tee

Color Baby Blue

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

Sold Out

Want more great deals? Sign up for our Daily Digest emails!

Cybirdnetic

Bird loves Robot so much, it keeps the Robot alive with its own natural energy. Robot loves Bird, too, because Robot couldn't exist without Bird's benevolence. But Robot also resents Bird, for keeping it dependent on Bird. This resentment creeps into their relationship, with Robot feeling smothered and confined by Bird's domineering love. Then Bird turns Robot off, wipes its artificial memory, and reboots Robot. They reunite, again in a state of pure love.

This shirt was designed by: the one, the only Adam "Sam 'explodingdog' Brown" Culbert. Nope, it's not just somebody who ripped off the explodingdog style. Dude's got a Wikipedia page and errything. Dag.

Wear this shirt: to make a metaphorical statement that the bird is the (woman / working class / monkey) being exploited by the robot, or (man / capitalist class / organ grinder).

Don't wear this shirt: because you think it'll make you look cool. Because that's superficial. And it won't.

This shirt tells the world: "Animals were put on this planet for robots to use as they see fit."

We call this color: Robin's-Capsule Blue.

Features

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)

Specs

Baby Blue Woot Tee

Specs

Baby Blue Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 11.000s

Purchaser Experience

21% first woot
12% second woot
45% < 10 woots
17% < 25 woots
5% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

12% joined today
4% one week old
9% one month old
38% one year old
38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

94% bought 1
5% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
28%	7%	3%	1%	1%	2%	6%	7%	9%	7%	6%	6%	4%	3%	3%	3%	1%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
0%	1%	98%	0%	0%	1%	0%

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.

Like what you see? There are more best sellers to explore. Start browsing