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Black and White and Red All Over

by Omnitarian

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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Warning: Broad Satire

“Comrade. Times are bad, my friend. The evil Red menace has lost nearly everywhere in the world.

“Yes, my friend. South America is socialist, which is an entirely different set of ideas. And Cuba, oh dear! The second Castro dies it will be nothing but hotel chains and casinos.”

“Yes, and you know it will be the new home of pop culture and spring break. What’s more capitalist than spring break?”

“Indeed, my comrade, indeed. And don’t forget China. Why, you can buy things in China you can’t even buy in the United States! And they have no unions and even less pollution controls! You can’t call them communist, no sir. So what’s left?”

“My friend, perhaps we should face it. Capitalism won. Communism is a joke, and with the dissolution of the Soviet Union, there’s nothing left. Maybe we should just buy a Big Mac and call it a day, eh?”

“No. No! NO! I refuse to accept it, comrade!”

“But… surely you see that there’s no way to overthrow the evil American culture once and for all?”

“But what if… that’s it! I know a way! I know a way to instantly crush all capitalism!”

“Comrade! What? What is your brilliant plan?”

“We’re going to make… a t-shirt!”

“What.”

“Yes, a t-shirt! With little animals on it! A penguin, a skunk, maybe a zebra or a raven or something, we can work on the details later. The important thing is, the moment people see the shirt, communism will return, as though by magic?”

“Comrade… are you sure this is going to work?”

“Absolutely, comrade, absolutely! Forget economic policies and military actions, it’s the t-shirt that will win the day in the end!”

Wear this shirt: to visit the person that picks shirts so they’ll know why you’re bopping them in the nose. Also, if you get arrested for assault, you can then claim you’re a political prisoner!

Don’t wear this shirt: just go read the forums. Someone will be in there shortly to explain why you shouldn’t wear this shirt. It happens everytime.

This shirt tells the world: “I probably don’t know what the Berlin Wall was.”

We call this color: We Will Cranberry You

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 29.000s
First Sucker:
icedragonkin
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Black and White and Red All Over by Omnitarian
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