You think you’re bad, straightfeathers? Hey, I can’t help it if your girl likes ‘em curly. Not my fault she’s got good taste in mates. Am I supposed to be afraid of your little claws and your little beak? Well guess what, I got claws and a beak, too. And I just used ‘em to mess up a blue jay who was trying to take over my nest, so I sure as hell ain’t scared of you. You want a piece of this beak, let’s go. I’ma peck your face off.

This shirt was designed by: Aussie designer and Shirt.Woot favorite Rikki B. Rikki, don’t lose that letter. You know it’s the only way we can tell you apart from the other Rikkis.

Wear this shirt: to advance our society’s understanding of organic face-removal methods.

Don’t wear this shirt: unless you’re serious about it. You pull a beak in a fight, you better be ready to kill.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s deeply ironic that ‘cute’ and ‘kill’ both start with the same letter.”

We call this color: Olavian.

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