1st place in Derby #87: Art Deco, with 848 votes!

You can’t just be cool. You have to look cool. Being cool involves a lot of sitting around and waiting. If you don’t have the look, you’re just some loiterer. No one likes a loiterer.

But when you’re cool, you’re a tiger waiting to strike. You’re an airplane, just before orders. You’re not wasting time, you’re biding it. There’s a strategic need for you to be where you are, and any second now, you’ll be off doing something important, and you’ll be doing it with friends, too. Friends that are just as cool. And in formation.

So don’t just hang out up there. Hang out with style. With grace. With just a little hint of menace. That air of danger that says “mess with me and you’ll get a payload”. That’s what separates the loiterers… from the cool.

Wear this shirt: to give you that liberating feeling.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re going to be all mad that we didn’t think of any flying fortress jokes. We’re really sorry, if that makes you feel better.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s plane to see my shirt is the BOMB! Oh, and boss shirt, boss.”

We call this color: Asphalt Runway

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