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Bottled Spirits

by Julian Glander

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
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Haunted Cocktails

Setting the bar high when it comes to spirits.

The people you'd see at Bic's Bar and Grill weren't the people you'd expect. The outside looked like a run-down biker bar, the inside wasn't much better, but the crowd was young and wealthy, suave and hip.

And they weren't there ironically, either. Nor was proprietor Bic Henry any kind of grill savant. He used frozen burgers, he cooked 'em too long, and he didn't clean the fryalator for months at a time. No, people came for the spirits. Not the top shelf spirits. They wanted the bottom shelf stuff. The way bottom shelf. The shelf that's six feet underground, as Bic would say.

See, Bic wasn't just a master bartender; he was also an amateur ghost hunter. At first, when he'd run out of something, he'd take the empty bottle to the local graveyard or to one of the many haunted houses in town and he'd catch the first spirits with unfinished business he could find. Then he'd take them back, shelf 'em, and serve 'em up. After a while, though, nobody wanted the normal alcohol, so he'd just pour it down the drain and keep the bottle for ghosts.

He had a list cocktails - like the Bitterness (lime juice, club soda, dash of bitters, spirit of a bitter man), The Fresh Squeezed (orange juice, spirit of the recently deceased), or The Progression (one part ghost of the unfaithful, one part ghost of a divorce lawyer, one part ghost of a lonely man, served with salted rim) - but really he could do anything. Just give him your spirit of choice - angry spirit, sad spirit, confused spirit, dangerous spirit - and he'd mix you up a surprise. There was no telling what was in it, aside from souls from beyond the grave.

The other thing about the crowd that was interesting: nearly a third of them were designated drivers. Because even without the alcohol, nobody felt comfortable enough to drive after imbibing the dead.

Wear this shirt: when you're feeling spiritual.

Don't wear this shirt: to a funeral. It might be a little too real for some people, you know?

This shirt tells the world: "When I die, I will haunt you. As long as you leave the liqueur cabinet unlocked."

We call this color: It's not my asphalt that you died!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 37.666s
First Sucker:
Parkertron
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

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Bottled Spirits by Julian Glander
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