The story goes that the ancient Egyptians believed in trepanation (the act of putting a non-lethal hole in the skull) as a means of drawing the blood up into the head, cooling the brain and making the patient smarter. Twenty-first century types know that the same effect can be caused by eating an entire ice cream cone in six bites. Hooray for the glory that is modern medicine!

This shirt was designed by: Mikko Walamies, a university student and freelance illustrator/graphic designer from Finland. He is available for commissions and his website is http://walamies.5gbfree.com/. Linking you there makes us feel cheap and used, like we were just another step on his ladder of success. We really cared about you, Mikko. We thought we had something special.

Wear this shirt to: the animal shelter, when you go to adopt a kitten. Nothing makes a lonely kitten happier than a drawing of an exposed brain.

Don't wear this shirt to: An ice cream parlor. Come on, that's like the guy who wears a band's t-shirt at the band's show. Major clothing faux-pas.

This shirt tells the world: "I like my art the way I like my women: delicious and stretched across my chest."

We call this color: Salmon Blood (with a caramel ribbon)

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