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Branch Manager

by Felipe Gaona

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Blackbird Sitting On The Left Of My Shirt

It’s gotta be tough for the blackbird. There he is, at a cocktail party or someplace, and some cute lady bird comes up and introduces herself by her scientific name. What’s he supposed to say? “Hi, my name’s Turdus merula?” No wonder he just goes with the simplest possible common name. Never mind that other birds are black, or that the color of his feathers tells you nothing about who he is – at least “blackbird” won’t make people laugh. If your name was Turdus, you’d do the same.

This shirt was designed by: Felipe Gaona, who calls himself Dr. Stein and hails from Chile. They don’t even have blackbirds in Chile, so maybe Felipe had some other species in mind here. But like a U.S. TV network adapting a British show, we had to dumb it down for the Stateside audience.

Wear this shirt: the regular way. Don’t let the unusual placement disorient you.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re uncomfortable having those claws and beak so close to your soft underbelly.

This shirt tells the world: “You still wear t-shirts with a design centered on the chest? That is so twentieth century.”

We call this color: Take This Broken Creme And Learn To Fly.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 23.000s
First Sucker:
hrodlax
Last Wooter to Woot:
FallInMinnesota

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Branch Manager by Felipe Gaona
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.