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Breakfast of Plumbers

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
New
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 29 - May 01
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Power to the children

3rd place in Derby #224: In the Kitchen, with 894 votes!

Yes, Mr. Cereal Company Customer Service Representative, I have quite a few concerns about your product! I thought this was supposed to be part of a child’s complete breakfast, but I don’t believe I’ll be feeding this to my children ever again. Why? Oh, I’ll tell you why!

First off, my youngest, Nathan, bit into one of the pieces – looked to be mushroom-shaped – and he hasn’t settled down all day. He just keeps sprinting up and down the hall. But, to be totally honest, he’s the least of my problems!

Sarah, the middle child – she picked out just the flower pieces. Then, shortly after she finished her bowl, she started complaining that it felt like her mouth was on fire. I figured the cereal must just be spicy – which seems odd, but still more probable than what happened next, which is that she started spitting fire! She just about torched my blouse with one powerful belch.

That’s when I started to think “these kids need to go to the hospital.” But when I went to go grab my car keys, they weren’t where I’d left them. Then, from behind me, I heard my oldest, Brandon, say “Looking for these?” because he’s the big jokester of the family. Sure enough he had the keys in his hand… which, by the way, was glowing and changing colors! His whole body was! Well, I chased him around for a bit, yelling that this is a serious matter, but I could barely catch up with him. And when I finally did and laid my hand on his shoulder, some unknown force knocked me clear to the ground.

So basically, Mr. Cereal Company Customer Service Representative, what I want to know is WHAT THE HECK IS IN THIS STUFF?

Wear this shirt: If you’ve been waiting so, so long for Shirt.Woot to sell a Mario-themed shirt, and now it seems as though luck has smiled upon you! And also, you have amnesia.

Don’t wear this shirt: to an IHOP. Little known fact: Bowser is actually majority shareholder.

This shirt tells the world: “When it comes to breakfast, I’m a power eater.”

We call this color: Kelly Green, which is less accurate and harder to work with than red.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Breakfast of Plumbers by patrickspens
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