Egg On Your Chest
It's the most important map of the day. Plot a course for nourishment with this cartographically delicious breakfast - or, as we say in south St. Louis, brefdist. You'll be the toast of th- no, no, we can't go through with that pun. We're better than that. Sorry we still don't have any shirts bigger than 2XL, but we figure you 3XL types already know your way around a hearty breakfast.
This shirt was designed by: swedishchef1, who survived a brutal free-for-all to swipe the Derby #4 crown by a single vote. We suspect she isn't actually Swedish. We are unable to confirm her chef status at press time.
Wear this shirt to: disorient your orienteering opponents.
Don’t wear this shirt to: lunch or dinner.
This shirt tells the world: "I don't know where I'm going, but I know what I ate."
We call this color: Egg Cream.
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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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