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BreakfasTopo

by swedishchef1

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Egg On Your Chest

It's the most important map of the day. Plot a course for nourishment with this cartographically delicious breakfast - or, as we say in south St. Louis, brefdist. You'll be the toast of th- no, no, we can't go through with that pun. We're better than that. Sorry we still don't have any shirts bigger than 2XL, but we figure you 3XL types already know your way around a hearty breakfast.

This shirt was designed by: swedishchef1, who survived a brutal free-for-all to swipe the Derby #4 crown by a single vote. We suspect she isn't actually Swedish. We are unable to confirm her chef status at press time.

Wear this shirt to: disorient your orienteering opponents.

Don’t wear this shirt to: lunch or dinner.

This shirt tells the world: "I don't know where I'm going, but I know what I ate."

We call this color: Egg Cream.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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BreakfasTopo by swedishchef1
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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