1st place in Derby #54: The Old West, with 670 votes!

It’s been a long day. You’ve worked hard: grazing on grass and shrubs, dodging wolfpacks and hunters, fighting off rival bulls. You’ve covered a lot of ground and blazed a lot of trails. Your horns are tired. Your hump is tired. You’re tired. But as the sun goes down over the prairie, you feel good. Pull up a salt lick. You deserve it. You’re an American bison, the giant of the Plains, majestic symbol of an untamed continent. And tomorrow’s going to be a good day, too.

This shirt was designed by: Derby competitor theinfinityloop, establishing her mastery over the herd.

Wear this shirt: with your fringed buckskin jacket for a frontierrific look that’s perfect for any barn-raising, cattle drive, or wagon-train trip!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re going to leave any part of it unused.

This shirt tells the world: “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

We call this color: Who Would’ve Thought The Color Of The Winning Shirt In The Old West Derby Would Be Lemon?

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