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Burger’s Inner Core

by David Schwen

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 01 - Dec 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Some Theorize The Center Should Be Pink

When you really think about it, there’s so much of our burger that we haven’t yet seen.

When you get a burger, do you really open it and peek inside? Some do, sure, in the name of science, but most people are happy to just see the pretty sesame seeds and not think any further. “Oh, important people have told me there’s an onion layer, I learned it in science class! Why wouldn’t there be an onion layer?” But not every burger is the same, see?

Sure, OUR burger has a layer of cheese just above the core, and the tomatoes over the lettuce. But what about some other burger? What if we go to the Mars-b-que and try one of theirs? All that travel, only to find they don’t even HAVE tomatoes? Or maybe they have an Atkins-based biosphere with a lettuce surface? Or what if it’s one of those rare binary systems with cheese between two cores?

This is why science is so important, kids. Without it, there’s no way to know what we’re getting into.

Wear this shirt: with french-cut panties. Yes, even if you’re a dude.

Don’t wear this shirt: around Galactus. There’s no need to get him thinking.

This shirt tells the world: “The world is not my oyster, and I have proof.”

We call this color: Grassy Playground Area

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 1.000s
First Sucker:
Kindred9702
Last Wooter to Woot:
tycho13

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Burger’s Inner Core by David Schwen
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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