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Burger’s Inner Core

by David Schwen

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
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Some Theorize The Center Should Be Pink

When you really think about it, there’s so much of our burger that we haven’t yet seen.

When you get a burger, do you really open it and peek inside? Some do, sure, in the name of science, but most people are happy to just see the pretty sesame seeds and not think any further. “Oh, important people have told me there’s an onion layer, I learned it in science class! Why wouldn’t there be an onion layer?” But not every burger is the same, see?

Sure, OUR burger has a layer of cheese just above the core, and the tomatoes over the lettuce. But what about some other burger? What if we go to the Mars-b-que and try one of theirs? All that travel, only to find they don’t even HAVE tomatoes? Or maybe they have an Atkins-based biosphere with a lettuce surface? Or what if it’s one of those rare binary systems with cheese between two cores?

This is why science is so important, kids. Without it, there’s no way to know what we’re getting into.

Wear this shirt: with french-cut panties. Yes, even if you’re a dude.

Don’t wear this shirt: around Galactus. There’s no need to get him thinking.

This shirt tells the world: “The world is not my oyster, and I have proof.”

We call this color: Grassy Playground Area

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 1.000s
First Sucker:
Kindred9702
Last Wooter to Woot:
tycho13

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Burger’s Inner Core by David Schwen
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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