Old punks never die, they just decide they can’t earn a living on their art degree.

Corporate men are all around
Power ties and hidden frowns
Dummies guides on being slick
Learning all the dirty tricks

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Margin calls, playing a hunch
Why don’t we write off this lunch
The nephew of your manager
Just got the job you thought you earned

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

A little radio would be okay
As long as on headphones it plays
And you submit your budget charts
Before the Friday layoffs start

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Wear this shirt: to the company picnic/softball game. Let your bosses know that even though you dress down for fun, you’re only doing it tactically.

Don’t wear this shirt: with a matching pocket handkerchief. Because there’s no pocket, you’d just have to hold it or something. That would get old pretty fast.

This shirt tells the world: “We call ourselves ‘Thatcher’s Cubicles’ now. Yeah, it’s based on an Alan Moore comic.”

We call this color: A Good Business Stays In The Black

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