Gather round and listen to this amazing tale! 

Have you heard the ancient legend of the butterfly? Okay, so it goes like this:

Once there was this butterfly with dope wings that looked hella like a globe. And one day this artist saw it and painted this totally bangin' painting of it, and so all the knights and the vikings and the samurai were like, "Whoa, where is that thing?" And the artist was like, "Uh, I just painted it, bros. I'm not it's friggin' legal guardian or whatever!" Which, it's like, leave it to some art-turd to talk all sassy to a bunch of ancient warriors, right???

But anyway, so all the knights and samurai and dino-warriors and vikings set out in search of the butterfly. And they travelled all over the whole world, like seriously, these dudes covered every inch, like they probably stepped on a lot of super important plants (and these dudes wore big boots, so like, yowza, sorry plants). But they couldn't find the butterfly so they went back to the artist and were like, "Uh, do you have any idea where that thing went?" And the artist was like, "You mean the butterfly with the whole world on its wings? You've seen it!" And the warriors were like, "Wha??" And the artist was like, "Well, the wings of the butterfly show the world, and you have traveled the world, so in essence you've seen the butterfly with the dope wings!"

Okay, so maybe there's some translation issues or whatever, but you get the point, which is: You gotta look around you sometimes. Also, secondary point: ugh, art people, amirite???

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