3rd place in Derby #229: Roleplaying in Everyday Life, with 693 votes!

“Did the omnipotent narrator voice just say-”

“It’s Office Gauntlet, dude. Now quit whinin’ and earn your place at the 4-Player Cabinet.”

“Sorry.”

ELF SHOT THE EXPENSE REPORTS!

“Tony! What the f&%^ man?!”

“Sorry! There was a Xerox Demon but he moved at the last second.”

“Aw, crap. I needed that thing. Now my Wizard’s going to be on the hook for his flight to that conference in Madison.”

SAVE VACATION DAYS FOR LATER USE!

“Don’t use that yet, wait until the HR Lady shows up.”

“I don’t know man, I’m cornered back here!”

“No, save it! It clears the screen! It’s the only way to kill the grim specter of HR!”

WIZARD, ALL YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE COVERAGE WILL BE LOST!

“S&%$ man, I’m almost fired.”

“Hey! Over here! I found a cappuccino!”

“It’s mine!”

“No! NO! F%^$ you, Eddie. You took the donut last time. It’s my turn to have the powerup.”

Wear this shirt: While toiling endlessly in the dank dungeon of despair known as your office.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you wore that other shirt we did with the carbon atom the day before. People are going to start thinking you’re just into shirts covered in smiling balls.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not allowed into Starbucks any more after I asked the barista if she’d like to see my +1 Sword of Seduction. I swear I wasn’t talking about my genitals, though.”

We call this color: Gimme a Venti with like slate shots.

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